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July 19th,
2009 7:16 pm
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Today has just been one of those days where I wish I'd never crawled out of bed.
Here, have another round of Medical Examiner's Case Files. What object was used to smash in the skull of yesterday's intake? Winner gets a free drink at Velvet, on me.
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May 24th,
2009 2:28 am
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I really have to say, the utter irresponsibility of the therianthropes who bit or scratched policemen on the riot control taskforce astounds me. If you can't control yourself, you shouldn't have put yourself in a position where violence seemed almost inevitable, and if you don't have the excuse of youth under a full moon, there is absolutely no reason why a normal human who is so much weaker and slower than you required the use of teeth and claws. Their lives are now irrevocably altered forever. If those so-called "innocent bystanders" don't get at least charged and sentenced for assaulting an officer of the law, I will be thoroughly disgusted with our legal system. Too bad there isn't yet an established law forbidding the changing of a human being against their will.
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March 23rd,
2009 11:26 pm
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Natasha Richardson died the other day from a traumatic brain injury. She slipped during a private lesson on the bunny slope and wasn't hospitalized until four hours after the accident.
So, Liam Neeson is available now.
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January 27th,
2009 5:44 pm
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Here's a new round of Guess The Medical Examiner's Case File. The winner gets one of those amazing glazed donuts from After Dark. What bizarre object did I find sticking out of a man's inner thigh today?
Answer: A hand-held electric fan.
( Private to Marcus. )
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December 21st,
2008 6:13 pm
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The holidays are always when the shit hits the fan. Plane crashes, avalanches, accidental lawnmower incidents, murder-suicides... Seven years in a hospital gives you a fairly unique perspective on Christmas.
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November 22nd,
2008 7:26 pm
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A free coffee from After Dark to anyone who can guess what I pulled out of someone's stomach today. Aside from the crack crystals, that is.
Hint: sharp.
[EDIT] Answer: six tacks.
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September 13th,
2008 4:11 am
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